you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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