But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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