I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
