We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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