no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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