she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
