I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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