it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I touched a dick in church today
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