do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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