how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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