This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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