North Korea, Best Korea!
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
