Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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