Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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