Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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