I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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