It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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