in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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