Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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