if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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