I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
