wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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