Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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