You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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