Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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