R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Randomize
