I can't watch pbs sober anymore
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Let's get the cat blown out
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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