I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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