You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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