Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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