I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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