we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I wish i was in the wii world.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
BRING THE BAGELS
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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