Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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