Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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