Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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