I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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