Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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