I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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