I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I am one with the molecules
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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