Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm both gender and math confused
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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