Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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