I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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