Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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