do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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