i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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