Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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