I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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