ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize