awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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