Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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