Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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