Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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