i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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